Friday, May 2, 2008

Happy Birthday, Olivia!

It's hard to believe it's been a year, but it must have been in order for this:

to become this:


I know that none of you doubts that I love my little birthday girl, but on this day I would like to say again that I do. Just before this time last year, I was tired and excited and anticipating the arrival of a little girl who was growing inside of me, but whose face I'd never seen and whose voice I'd never heard. The first time I saw her, at around 8:50 on Wednesday morning, I felt I was looking at a stranger. Her eyes were open, and she was looking at me and at all the world around. She didn't look sleepy or shriveled or confused - she was excited and curious, ready to take on whatever might come next. That's the way she's always been, really. At the same time, though, she looks at me, clings to me, touches my arm in a way that says she depends on me and trusts that I'm there for her. It's hard for me to describe how wonderful that makes me feel - it is wonderful to be the mother of such a remarkable person.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Snow White

Those who have not given up hope of my ever updating my blog will be rewarded today with pictures of my newest project: a Snow White outfit for Olivia to wear to a friend's princess-and-superheroes-themed birthday party this weekend. I figured out the pattern myself based on pictures of Snow White, and I'm very happy with how it turned out, especially the sleeves. I tried to buy as little new stuff as possible to make it (figuring she'd only wear it once) while still making it a quality product - that meant that Snow White's collar is actually made of leftover satin from Summer's wedding dress. I was also really excited to have an excuse to use my new snap pliers that Steven got me for Christmas! The skirt is just short enough so that she can still crawl around easily, and she seems to be pretty comfortable in it.




The big question now is, what will I do with it after the party? Steven thinks I should sell it, but part of me wants to save it in case we have another baby girl who's around Olivia's size in a couple of Halloweens. Any suggestions?

Friday, November 2, 2007

Happy Halloween!

Contrary to popular belief, Halloween is not a holiday designed for kids. It's not even for teenage rapscallions. Halloween, I've discovered, is made for the parents of young children. Parents like me, who enjoy putting their kids into ridiculous costumes because, whether or not you hate, hate, HATE Anne Geddes and all she stands for, small children wearing costumes are cute.

So, without further ado, here is Olivia as Olivia.




Friday, October 26, 2007

Blogging with Olivia

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Here she is practicing a "look." What a really, really, ridiculously good looking baby.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Beauty and the Beast: As it Should Have Been

Once upon a time there was a beautiful young woman named Belle. Belle was so beautiful, in fact, that she was considered by some to be “the hottest Disney heroine.” One stormy night, Belle’s eccentric inventor father got lost on his way home from the fair and stumbled on an old enchanted castle. He went inside for warmth and shelter, and was cared for by the castle’s staff-turned-appliances. Unfortunately, he was discovered by the master of the castle: a huge, savage beast. For trespassing, the beast locked him up in a dungeon.

When her father failed to come home, Belle went looking for him, and in her search found the beast’s castle. She discovered her father there and arranged a deal with the beast whereby he would set her father free and take her prisoner instead. Belle was allowed to roam free in the castle and given tasty food and gorgeous clothing; in return, the beast asked only that she not venture into the castle’s west wing.

Well, one day Belle’s curiosity got the better of her, and she broke the only rule she had been given: she went into the west wing. There, she discovered the magical rose that, unknown to her, held the secret to the beast returning to his original human form. Unless he learned to love and be loved in return before the last petal fell, he would remain a beast forever. Belle reached out to touch the rose—but just then, the beast came back and caught her there. He was very angry.

Belle gasped, and tried to use her apparent sweetness to escape the consequences of her actions. She even tried to place blame on the beast, scolding, “You should learn to control your temper!”

Although he’d hoped that perhaps Belle might be the one to break his spell, the beast realized he could never love someone so dishonest, manipulative, and lacking in responsibility. So he reached down and gobbled her up.

A few months later, another young woman named Honnete, who was perhaps not quite as pretty as Belle but certainly had more integrity, came across the castle while performing charitable landscaping and gardening in the area. She offered her services to the beast, and over time he learned from her example not to act so beastly, and they became friends and eventually fell in love. Since there were still plenty of petals on the rose, the beast turned back into a human, and he and Honnete got married and lived happily, honestly, and responsibly ever after.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Cuteness overload

What do you get when you combine one unwearably large, one-time-event-specific free t-shirt...



with one very thrifty and crafty mommy?



A baby hoodie for the game tonight!


Gah! Somebody save me from this cuteness!

Friday, September 28, 2007

Long week

You know when you try your best at something and don’t really understand it and there’s no one else who can do it for you or even help you and you end up mucking it up and looking and feeling really stupid?

Yeah.

In good news, I get to sew tonight (I’ve given myself an edict that I cannot work on any sewing projects until my work is done.) At least I know what I’m doing there. I will have to post some of my newest projects; I’m pretty excited about them.