Read the Funnies

Am I a jerk for making fun of the grammatical errors of others? I try to think of it in the same sense as "Thou Shalt Not Judge": I don't think that the people who made these errors are bad or dumb. But the errors themselves are funny.

These are all from one afternoon of proofreading. Some have been edited to protect the guilty (grammatical errors have been preserved, of course.)

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(Okay, that one is funny partially because the guy's touting his credentials.)

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We over national Brands which are listed below..
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